And it ain't an "ordinary Russian"!
On 3/11/14, Anubis <[email protected]> wrote:
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> Euromaidanpr(https://www.facebook.com/euromaidanpr)
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> The ordinary Russian gets up in the morning, brushes his teeth with an American toothbrush and American toothpaste,shaves with an American razor, washes with French soap, puts on his face American shaving gel,boils water in a Swedish teapot,drinks Brazilian coffee, puts on an Italian suit, sprays on German cologne, locks his flat with two English locks, gets into his American car and turns his on Japanese radio to choose a European radio station broadcasting British songs. As he drives on the Russian roads he uses foul language in Russian, going around the Russian potholes. for breakfast he buys a "Big Tasty" and "Coca-Cola" in "McDonald's". When he arrives at work he puts the car in a secure parking garage protected by a Swiss alarm system and a Canadian video surveillance system. He enters a Finnish elevator at his "merchandising department" office with the sign written in English. He turns on his American IBM computer with American Windows operating system, turns on the Internet created by Americans, enters English letters into the web browser to reach Facebook in order to exclaim to the world: "WE WILL NOT ALLOW the WEST TO ENSLAVE RUSSIA!"
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> Best comment: "Where does he get that much stuff that isn't made in China?"
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